me:   hey what

Sep 18 2001
me:   hey what are you doing still up?
me:   don't rightly know
me:   go to bed, already!
me:   i'm hungry
me:   there's some quaker instant grits with country ham and red eye gravy in the pantry
me:   mmm, country ham...grits
leprechaun:   Pogue Mahone!!
o'possum:   [revs his vespa]

[curtains close as the cast breaks into a punk rock version of "Mick Mcquire"]